II - [ voice ]

[breakmychest]

[A bit of muffled cursing, then:]

...who put a coin in my mouth? Why?

[A pause while Spike examines said coin.]

Next time, how about going with big bills instead? Pennies are sodding useless, just annoying.

Comments

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

They thought you were dead and are giving you money to pay the cruise coordinator?

[bigbad]

Well, I am dead. But not moving on yet.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

You've gotta be firm and tell them thanks but no thanks. Wait...that's telemarketers but I think the same thing applies to Death.

[bigbad]

...you lost me, love. Who'm I telling what when?

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Cruise Coordinator= the guy with the hood and the long stick who drives the rowboat across the river...and I stopped paying attention at that point in the lesson. Guy in the hood has something to do with Death though. Or maybe Hell. Or maybe New Jersey.

[bigbad]

Right. Well, I must have missed him on my way down the last two times.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Well you know you sorta took an 'off the beaten path' descent.

[bigbad]

What, blowing up?

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

More of the saving the whole world deal.

[bigbad]

Oh, right, that.

Pretty bloody heroic of me, right?

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Not like I didn't already know it though. It was me who gave you the sparkly.