II - [ voice ]

[breakmychest]

[A bit of muffled cursing, then:]

...who put a coin in my mouth? Why?

[A pause while Spike examines said coin.]

Next time, how about going with big bills instead? Pennies are sodding useless, just annoying.

Comments

[voice]

[bigbad]

No, vampire's right. One of the nicer ones.

[voice]

[dedicatedbitch]

Meaning what, exactly? You'll ask before you kill me?

[voice]

[bigbad]

Meaning I don't kill.

[voice]

[dedicatedbitch]

Doesn't that go against the vampire handbook?

[voice]

[bigbad]

I've never been one to do what's proper and expected. I don't have to kill if I don't want to.

[voice]

[dedicatedbitch]

...do you drink fake blood, too?

[voice]

[bigbad]

Uh, pig's blood.

[voice]

[dedicatedbitch]

Gross.

[voice]

[bigbad]

Yeah, for me too. But it's got the benefit of not making me guilty as hell, so it's better than human.

[voice]

[dedicatedbitch]

I guess. [ Brief pause. ] Is there a test or something I can do to see if a vampire is good or bad? I mean, I know you said you are, but they always try stuff like that in the movies to lure in the innocent girl they want to kill.

[voice]

[bigbad]

Well, if they try to bite you, they're probably bad. Outside of that... they're still probably bad. We're not a very friendly bunch.

[voice]

[dedicatedbitch]

Yeah, that's what I figured.

[voice]

[bigbad]

I'm different cause I've got a soul. And I can vouch for one other-- Angel. He's not evil, just a dick.

[voice]

[dedicatedbitch]

He actually seems like a pretty nice guy. Minus the whole undead thing.

[voice]

[bigbad]

Yeah, you'd probably think that.

[voice]

[dedicatedbitch]

What is that supposed to mean?

[voice]

[bigbad]

That I know him a lot better than you, mostly.

[voice]

[dedicatedbitch]

Yeah, well, I've dealt with plenty of dicks in the past; I'm sure I can deal with him, too.

[voice]

[bigbad]

I've no doubt. I just don't like him.

But he's one of the good guys.

[voice]

[dedicatedbitch]

I'll believe that when I see it.