XXXIV -- video;

[breakmychest]

The Admiral's run out of ideas if he's doing this one again. We've already played this song, and if I end up dealing with undead copies of my friends again, I'll... well, I don't rightly know, but at least this time I know the real one's all right.

[Take that, undead Buffy.]

Still not clear how this whole deal's supposed to work. Did we just hit a dimension with really good reception?

Comments

[damselonlynot.livejournal.com]

Ew. You have dead friends? That's so icky. And... sad. I guess.

[bigbad]

[He just gives her a look. Because seriously, Buffy, you should know better.]

Yeah, and I'm one of your dead friends, pet.

[brainbadtouch.livejournal.com]

Oh, please. You always were the whiniest little vampire. Life is just so rough for the undead, isn't it? Well, I mean... especially with me. I like to make things a little rougher. If you hadn't noticed, blondie.

[damselonlynot.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow, no you are not. My friends are not nearly as tacky as you. Well, maybe Shaggy. But at least Shaggy wears colors. Black? So drab.

[bigbad]

[....you are not the person he wanted to see here.]

I've been through rougher.

[bigbad]

Shaggy? Can't say I remember anyone in the Scooby gang going by that moniker. Unless Oz had some nicknames I didn't know.

...did I do something to piss you off?

[audio]

[not-monosexual.livejournal.com]

[The voice has a nasal twang despite being lowered a bit into almost a growl.]

You'd better not be talking about Admiral Naismith.

[damselonlynot.livejournal.com]

Well, you're sort of pushing my buttons right now with this creepy thinking you know me thingy, but considering I don't know you?

[brainbadtouch.livejournal.com]

Oh, sweetie. I know. I was there. And it was fun! We should make another play date sometime.

[hellgoatzen.livejournal.com]

The page was not found!

You may have followed a broken link or typed in the address incorrectly. Remember, some URLs are case sensitive.

[bigbad]

[He stares for a moment, and to be fair, that is not really Buffy's style of dress, and it seems unlikely that there'd be two floods on at once, or at least he's never seen it happen before.]

So, I take it your name is not Buffy Summers?

[bigbad]

I'm saying I've been through rougher than what I went through with you, pet. And that's not even including the time I had to room with Harris.

[It's fun to taunt the hell god when she's either not here or probably depowered.]

[damselonlynot.livejournal.com]

Ew. No. What kind of gross name is Buffy? I'm Daphne Blake. The prettiest and coolest part of Mystery Inc.

[audio]

[bigbad]

Seeing as I've got no clue who that is? Not as far as I know.

[audio]

[not-monosexual.livejournal.com]

So you mean another Admiral?

[cuddlyvamp.livejournal.com]

What whole deal? Spike, what's going on? And who's the Admiral? [Excuse him if he sounds suspicious.]

:DDD

[bigbad]

...Angel?

[Oh, the lovely mixed feelings. But it's more or less good to see him.]

Let's focus on the most important question here, which is did you figure out how to work a cellphone?

[bigbad]

[...just...what.]

[audio]

[bigbad]

Unless less your Admiral Nasal or whatever you said runs a giant prison ship, then yeah.

[bigbad]

What, like Daphne's a better name than Buffy? Please.

You look just like her.

Haha, I caved. Under VERY little pressure.

[cuddlyvamp.livejournal.com]

Spike. [His difficulties with technology need not be talked about right now.] Where are you? And what are you talking about? Undead friends, other dimensions... They don't sound like good things.

I appreciate it!

[bigbad]

Transdimensional space barge. Look, as it happens, I do know what I'm doing.

[damselonlynot.livejournal.com]

What? Hey! Daphne is so a better name than Buffy! I mean, really. Ew. It sounds so... buff.

...so, wait. There's a girl named Buffy who looks just like me? That's embarrassing...

[bigbad]

She is pretty buff, I suppose. Slayer strength and all. I've always liked it.

[cuddlyvamp.livejournal.com]

[Snort.] That one's new. [Pause.] You knowing what you're doing, I mean. Though I guess the transdimensional space barge is pretty new, too.