breakmychest ([personal profile] breakmychest) wrote2011-06-22 07:38 pm

XLII--video;

Been a lot of talk around here about vampires lately. It's time I added my two cents.

[Spike is sitting on the arm of the chair in his room, looking pretty calm. He's thought a little bit about what to say, and... well, he probably won't say anything remotely like what he's got planned, so it's time to start talking.]

Now as a lot of you probably know, I'm a vampire. I've never hid it. Before you start hiding your young and locking your doors with garlic or whatever, you should know, I'm a warden, I'm a hero, and I don't eat people. [He pauses for a moment and frowns.] Also, garlic doesn't work on my sort of vampire, so, you know, waste of time.

But what I am now doesn't change what I've done, and it doesn't change what a vampire is. There's a reason legends paint us as blood sucking monsters. [He shifts his features, letting his fangs slide out and his forehead wrinkle up. He's a lot less pretty this way.] Now, of course, I know the sort of vampire from my world best, and I'm sure there's some dimension where the vampires are sparkly lightweights that only drink dewdrops, but that's the exception. In most dimensions, you'd be hard pressed to find a vampire that hasn't killed before. I've killed before. Never hid that either. Probably killed more than most of the inmates here, seeing as I had over a century to do it. [He shakes his head, human features coming back to the front.]

That's not who I am anymore. Certain girl made me see the world a bit differently. That's a long story that I'm not getting into now, but I went from one of the worst to one of the best. Really, one of only two good ones. [A beat. Spike can't help but be competitive about Angel.] And for the record, I'm loads better than he is. And unlike him I chose this. He was cursed!

So why am I telling you all this? I don't know. Sodding Dracula, probably. Point I'm trying to make is that thinking vampires are evil killers isn't really being bigoted or anything, but like anyone here, they can change. If they want it hard enough. And, of course, they have to acknowledge what they are as well.

[He shrugs and smirks, looking all too pleased with himself.] Then again, maybe not. After all, I am really bloody special.

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Only the war between the Batman and the rest of humanity.
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[personal profile] bigbad 2011-07-05 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
That's... really not the same sort of war.

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-07-07 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
It's not. It's the type of war you can end with one well placed bullet.
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[personal profile] bigbad 2011-07-07 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
...you really think you'll kill Batman with a bullet?

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-07-08 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? I set him on fire and that seemed to almost work.
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[personal profile] bigbad 2011-07-08 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
The key word here being "almost."

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-07-10 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
Quite. The barge prevents me from making another attempt, sadly.
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[personal profile] bigbad 2011-07-11 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
That's not really a bad thing.

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
The Batman terrorizes Gotham city. It would be a good thing if he was killed.
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[personal profile] bigbad 2011-07-11 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't make as good a story, though. And doesn't he just terrorize the criminal element?

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
No. He terrorizes everyone he comes into contact with. And he's a murderer.
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[personal profile] bigbad 2011-07-12 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Who'd he murder?

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-07-14 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Harvey Dent, according to Gotham News.
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[personal profile] bigbad 2011-07-15 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
And you believed it?

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-07-19 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not? Dent was an important political figure. The Batman is a terrorist. It's not rocket science.