XI -- voice;

[breakmychest]

If I trip over another bough of holly, someone's bloody hall is going to get decked.

[Spike is not overflowing with Christmas spirit.]

Comments

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

You do realise it's a compulsion rather than someone trying to kill you with seasonal foliage.

[bigbad]

It's still bloody annoying. Not all of us celebrate, you know?

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

Which is also true of those compelled to decorate, it's not their fault, is rather my point.

[bigbad]

Then they're not who I'll hit.

[Don't you recognize angry grumbled threats that Spike doesn't actually intend to carry out when you hear them?]

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

[Grins.] But it's fun, Spike! Not a Christmas fan?

[bigbad]

Not particularly.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Hm. Why's that? Christmases past suck? Something else?

[bigbad]

Well, there's the fact that I'm an unholy creature of the night and not prone to celebrating even commercialized Christian holidays that are really pagan rituals.

There's the part where I'm sure I'm permanently on the naughty list, and proud of it. [He may be good, but he'll never be nice.]

And then there's the way Christmas just loses some meaning when you know "Santa Claus" is actually a demon who disembowels children.

[beyondxtime.livejournal.com]

Oh! Yes! Strangle them with garland! Oh that would be festive :3

[bigbad]

Yeah, not really my style, mate.

[beyondxtime.livejournal.com]

What’s your style? Tree Star into the heart? Stuff tinsel down their throat? Oh! Bludgeon them to death with the nativity scene! No, thats all too obvious.

[bigbad]

Fist to the face.

[left-that-life.livejournal.com]

Jus' make sure that someone deserves it. For all you know that somebody's feelin' the same way as you 'bout the holiday.

[bigbad]

I'll make sure they're legitimately jolly first.

[left-that-life.livejournal.com]

Good, sparin' the innocents from your wrath an' all.

[bigbad]

They've got holly to torture them too. No reason to add to their pain.

[vinkus-witch.livejournal.com]

I agree. This is getting rather irritating, particularly when the Admiral's compulsions take over.

I don't like my mind being commandeered like that.

[bigbad]

Luckily he hasn't tried that little trick with me.

[gdimother.livejournal.com]

Hey, tis the season.

[bigbad]

Tis annoying.

[gdimother.livejournal.com]

You've got about two more weeks until Christmas. Better get used to it.

[bigbad]

I'm going to end up killing something.

[everylittlegirl]

[Amused.]

I see what you did there. A for effort, at least.

[bigbad]

Glad someone appreciates it.

[everylittlegirl]

Would you really deck someone at random, though?