XI -- voice;

[breakmychest]

If I trip over another bough of holly, someone's bloody hall is going to get decked.

[Spike is not overflowing with Christmas spirit.]

Comments

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

You do realise it's a compulsion rather than someone trying to kill you with seasonal foliage.

[bigbad]

It's still bloody annoying. Not all of us celebrate, you know?

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

Which is also true of those compelled to decorate, it's not their fault, is rather my point.

[bigbad]

Then they're not who I'll hit.

[Don't you recognize angry grumbled threats that Spike doesn't actually intend to carry out when you hear them?]

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

[He can tell, but really, insidious holly plots? Too ridiculous an image. He absolutely has to take it seriously.]

Alternatively, you could lay holly traps of your own.

[bigbad]

Or not, since that would be completely idiotic.

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

Because you're clearly incapable of being completely idiotic.

[bigbad]

Not like that.

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

[Dryly.] Has the urge to punch people disappeared yet?

[bigbad]

It's being redirected pretty quickly.

[The urge to punch people never really disappears.]

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

Happy to help.

[bigbad]

You didn't.