breakmychest ([personal profile] breakmychest) wrote2011-02-19 02:33 am

XXVI -- video

Normally it's annoying as hell giving all the new people the tedious "Welcome to the Barge, try not to break anything" speech, but I didn't mind as much this time around. [He's still enjoying having Buffy around. Oh, and Andrew's here too. Which is... better than some people who could have shown up.]

Hello, new people I haven't already spoken to, I'm Spike. Vampire warden, got a soul, won't bite unless you really annoy me... I lied, it's still boring.

[Elphaba]

So, did you do your homework this week, love?

Also, there's someone I'd like you to meet.

[/Elphaba]

[Buffy]

Want to meet my inmate?

[/Buffy]
slayage: (We saved the world. I say we party.)

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[personal profile] slayage 2011-02-19 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
The Wicked Witch Of The West? [Pause] You weren't joking, were you?
bigbad: injuries ([Happy] Nostalgic)

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[personal profile] bigbad 2011-02-19 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Her name's Elphaba. But yeah, I wasn't. Still, things are pretty bloody different than they were in the Judy Garland film. She gets upset about people not being politically correct and that sort of thing.
slayage: (Peculiar Buffy.)

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[personal profile] slayage 2011-02-19 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
...You're sure she wants to meet me? Have you met me?
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[personal profile] bigbad 2011-02-19 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Deadpan.] I'm sure if I think hard enough, your name'll come back to me.

Anyway, I'm sure I want her to meet you. She's not very good at talking to people, and, well, that's something you're very good at. I think it'd be good for her.
slayage: (I was making with the funny.)

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[personal profile] slayage 2011-02-19 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[She laughs a little.]

Aww, Spike. Okay, okay. Just.. I don't know how seriously I'm gonna be able to--

Does she do the laugh?

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[identity profile] vinkus-witch.livejournal.com 2011-02-19 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Genvieve Vernet. She's travelled through a place called 'Europe' as well as 'India'. She once fought off a speckled snake with a wooden cane, and she was constantly around horses and dogs as a child.

If she is a she, I had my suspicions from time to time, though it's not my concern either way.

And of course, I'll meet whoever you'd like me to meet.
bigbad: injuries ([Impudent] derision)

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[personal profile] bigbad 2011-02-19 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
[A long suffering sigh.]

No, she rarely so much as cracks a smile. She is green, though. I'm going to regret this, won't I?
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[personal profile] bigbad 2011-02-19 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Huh, haven't met her. Did you like talking to her? Or him?

Great. Mind if we come down to your cabin in maybe fifteen minutes?

[By which time, hopefully Buffy will have stopped laughing.]
slayage: (Oh. Gatorade has a new flavor. Blue.)

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[personal profile] slayage 2011-02-19 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[She's snickering a little. Then she pulls it together.]

Green, I can deal with. A non-issue. It's the whole character from my childhood thing.

I'll be good. [Pause] I'll try to be good. Any other things to avoid? Should I not wear red shoes?

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[identity profile] vinkus-witch.livejournal.com 2011-02-19 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
It was interesting. I think my description of how I created the flying monkeys disturbed her.

That's fine.
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[personal profile] bigbad 2011-02-19 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
...I don't think red shoes are a problem. Don't call her a whore. Can't imagine you would, but she nearly bit a man's ear off for it.

I told her we'd meet her in fifteen minutes. How's that?
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[personal profile] bigbad 2011-02-19 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Great. Can't wait to hear who you talk to this time around.

See you soon.
bigbad: injuries ([Neutral] classy blood)

SPAAAAAM -- Spike, Buffy, Elphaba work?

[personal profile] bigbad 2011-02-19 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Spike heads over to Buffy's room, picks her up, then shows her the way to Elphaba's room. He knocks, then looks over at Buffy.]

Ready to not laugh?
slayage: (Well I do beat him up a lot.)

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[personal profile] slayage 2011-02-19 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, if someone called me a whore, I'd react similarly.

Sounds good.
bigbad: injuries ([Neutral] Games)

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[personal profile] bigbad 2011-02-19 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, can't say I punished her for that one. [Also, it was a flood, so he probably wouldn't have even if she'd bitten him for a worse reason.]

On my way.

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2011-02-19 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
And what if one asks?

[identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com 2011-02-19 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Vampire. Is that what they're calling Goths these days?
bigbad: injuries ([Impudent] poofter)

[personal profile] bigbad 2011-02-19 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's what they're calling vampires.
bigbad: injuries ([Impudent] derision)

[personal profile] bigbad 2011-02-19 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
What if one asks what?

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2011-02-19 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
For a bite, naturally.

[identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com 2011-02-19 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Right. You think that you're a vampire. That's kind of hilarious.
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[personal profile] bigbad 2011-02-19 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

Then they're asking the wrong vampire. I don't eat humans.
bigbad: injuries ([Vampire] game face)

[personal profile] bigbad 2011-02-19 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Spike just rolls his eyes and shifts into gameface.]

Not think. Know.

[identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com 2011-02-19 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Is surprised, but gets it together quickly.] Nice trick. Does that make you what, some kind of stage magician?
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[personal profile] bigbad 2011-02-19 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
You haven't been here very long, have you?

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