4. voice; and you might say it's self-destructive

[breakmychest]

[There's the sound of someone shouting, then a rushing, airy sound.]

I've caught on fire four times today! What the bloody hell is this?

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[eiremagic]

Well how'd you catch on fire in the first place?

[bigbad]

Sun three times, stove once.

[eiremagic]

Does the sun usually make you catch on fire?

[bigbad]

[slowly, as if talking to someone stupid.]

...Yes.

[eiremagic]

[Her tone matches, and her accent gets more Irish by the second]

Then why the fuck did you go out in it?

[bigbad]

I was feeling suicidal.

[Actually, it wasn't on purpose, but he's annoyed. Being on fire and then pestered with what are to him dumb questions will do that.]

[eiremagic]

Brilliant, boyo.

[bigbad]

It's this bloody place.

[eiremagic]

Yeah, well, life here's not a fucking walk in the park, but there's been worse crap.

[bigbad]

Yeah, well, it's hardly the first time I've been on fire. Doesn't mean I have to like it.

[eiremagic]

No one ever said you did, you know.