breakmychest | Entries tagged with not ashamed to admit it

[Warden Filter]

Who's Dracula's warden? We should talk.

[Private to Elphaba]

Been a while since we talked, hasn't it? How's the friend-making and nursing going? You need anything?

[Private to Buffy]

So, uh, I was thinking. Might be nice to, you know, spend some time together. Just us. Maybe in the CES. We could... have food. Or something.

[Yes, this is him asking Buffy out on a date. It's... not exactly coming out as he intended.]

Well, that was interesting. Glad I didn't revert. That would have been... bloody.

[He looks distant for a moment, then shakes his head and smiles.]

Makes you appreciate what you've got today, though, doesn't it? Unless things were better then, I suppose.

[Locked to Buffy]

How are you, love? I know thinking about Angel, especially at that point, must have hurt. You all right?

[The fact that she was thinking about how she'd just slept with Angel doesn't bother him at all. No, that's not sarcasm, he's seriously fine.]

[Locked to Andrew]

Well, you were a good ten times as obnoxious then as you are now.

[This his way of paying you a compliment. Appreciate it.]

[ooc: so I finally settled on jealousy as what's changing about Spike, especially when it comes to Angel, but all over, really. He just plain isn't worried about it.]

[Spike's voice is husky and tired at first, but it gets stronger as he talks.]

...that nap was a bit longer than I expected. Take it this is what a Barge Coma is, then? How long was I out? And what did I miss?

[Locked to Elphaba]

Sorry I wasn't around, pet. Everything okay? And have you made any friends?

[Locked to Buffy]

How often did you visit me?

DO NOT ADJUST YOUR INTERNET, THIS ACCOUNT HAS NOT STRANGELY JOINED YOUR F-LIST AS PART OF SOME BIZARRE PLOT. This is the account formerly known as ~killed2slayers, but now known as

breakmychest. Yes, I caved and bought a rename token. I couldn't resist. The name was too awesome. I mean, it's from Rest in Peace, which is my favorite song in Once More with Feeling, my favorite episode, and Season 6 is my favorite season. And also the line, "If my heart could beat, it would break my chest" is just... a great line and it describes Spike very well.

So there you have it! No more ~killed2slayers.

[Spike looks mildly annoyed and somewhat confrontational. The camera shows his head and shoulders, not much else.]

I'm a bit lost. Is Narvin still a Warden or not? Because there's talk of limiting his communication, and last I checked, we don't do that to Wardens.

[Guess who just reached School Hard in his Buffy rewatch? It was a weird experience. On the bright side, Spike comes off as very cool, and the part where he incinerated the Anointed One, well, he's just bloody badass. There's a small part of him that's flattered at the part where Angel talks about how terrifying an enemy he is. And of course, he and Buffy fight brilliantly together. Even if it's just actors, and it's... bloody weird. He's already decided that watching the commentary and such is more than he can take.

He also isn't crazy about seeing himself kill again. And watching Buffy with Angel, knowing how that'll turn out, seeing things he was clearly never meant to witness. Then there's Drusilla. The former love of his life, back when things were good between the two of them. Her being here is confusing and difficult and he wishes he weren't this affected. But he's always love's bitch, even if he's no longer in love with the woman in question.

God, he misses Buffy.]

So, who's found out they're fictional somewhere? And if you have, did you manage to find it? Did you bother looking? Was it... like your life?

[A pause.]

One of the new inmates, Drusilla, she's from my world. She's bloody insane and incredibly deadly. [It's one of those things he used to love about her.] I think she doesn't have a warden yet, so I guess you can talk to me if she gives you trouble. If anyone can help, it's me. Probably.

[Spike had not intended to dress up for Halloween. He snidely told anyone who asked that he'd be a vampire and that he didn't care at all about the holiday.

So much for that plan.

Spike stands in the bathroom clad in only a towel, smiling seductively.]

Hello, ladies.

Look at your man, now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me.

Sadly, he is not me, but if he stopped using lady scented body washes and switched to Old Spice...

[He lifts the bottle of Old Spice body wash and smiles.]

He could smell like me.

[He smiles, holding a monocle up to one eye.]

Monocle smile.

[ooc: Spike's been turned into the Old Spice Man. This is clearly not an excuse to use all the shirtless icons I have, that would be ridiculous.]

( Massive tl;dr )

[Spike sits, staring at the camera. He drums his fingers against his leg before flashing a confident smirk.]

So, giant outer space prison barge. That's… not something I've been on before. But I've been worse places. Really, once you've spent some quality time in a hell dimension, other places aren't so bad.

[He gestures at himself, shifting forward in his seat.]

Name's Spike. I'm a Champion for the Powers that Be. Also a vampire. Second worst in recorded history, to be honest. And how I went from that to being a hero is a long and very exciting story. I'm happy to tell it to anyone who's interested.

[Or really, anyone willing to stay around long enough to hear it. He likes bragging. He grins sharply and stands up, swinging his arms restlessly.]

So, what do we do for fun around here?

[Spike stands outside Brooke's apartment building holding a six pack of beers.]

Brooke! I've got to tell you something!

[He pulls out one of the beers and holds it up.]

I'm completely and madly in love with you. I wanted you to know. I can't stop thinking of you. I'm just...

[He starts pacing, then cracks the beer open and starts pouring it into the streets.]

Look, I'm pouring a beer out for you! And this is bloody good beer! But I'm making it an offering to the Powers-That-Be so that it'll let me and you be together.

I love you, Brooke. Got no idea why, or when, or how it happened, but I'm completely in love with you.

[A pause.]

...I brought more beers for drinking, too.