VI - video; The vampire your vampire could smell like.

[breakmychest]

[Spike had not intended to dress up for Halloween. He snidely told anyone who asked that he'd be a vampire and that he didn't care at all about the holiday.

So much for that plan.

Spike stands in the bathroom clad in only a towel, smiling seductively.]

Hello, ladies.

Look at your man, now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me.

Sadly, he is not me, but if he stopped using lady scented body washes and switched to Old Spice...

[He lifts the bottle of Old Spice body wash and smiles.]

He could smell like me.

[He smiles, holding a monocle up to one eye.]

Monocle smile.



[ooc: Spike's been turned into the Old Spice Man. This is clearly not an excuse to use all the shirtless icons I have, that would be ridiculous.]

Comments

[bigbad]

Unfortunately, I have a condition that doesn't allow me to wear a shirt. It's called extreme manliness.

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

I do not find this proper of a gentleman, sir!

[bigbad]

[He gives a seductive smile.]

You really want to cover up... [He gestures at his chest.] ...this? Think carefully.

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

[Long, long pause.]

I think it not proper to display to all and sundry, that is all, sir. [It is... quite nice.]