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breakmychest[Spike had not intended to dress up for Halloween. He snidely told anyone who asked that he'd be a vampire and that he didn't care at all about the holiday.
So much for that plan.
Spike stands in the bathroom clad in only a towel, smiling seductively.]
Hello, ladies.
Look at your man, now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me.
Sadly, he is not me, but if he stopped using lady scented body washes and switched to Old Spice...
[He lifts the bottle of Old Spice body wash and smiles.]
He could smell like me.
[He smiles, holding a monocle up to one eye.]
Monocle smile.
[ooc: Spike's been turned into the Old Spice Man. This is clearly not an excuse to use all the shirtless icons I have, that would be ridiculous.]
So much for that plan.
Spike stands in the bathroom clad in only a towel, smiling seductively.]
Hello, ladies.
Look at your man, now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me.
Sadly, he is not me, but if he stopped using lady scented body washes and switched to Old Spice...
[He lifts the bottle of Old Spice body wash and smiles.]
He could smell like me.
[He smiles, holding a monocle up to one eye.]
Monocle smile.
[ooc: Spike's been turned into the Old Spice Man. This is clearly not an excuse to use all the shirtless icons I have, that would be ridiculous.]
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MY LUNGS. HURT. FROM LAUGHING.
Date: 2010-10-30 12:13 am (UTC)I COULDN'T RESIST.
Date: 2010-10-30 12:27 am (UTC)THAT IS NOT A BAD THING.
Date: 2010-10-30 12:36 am (UTC)I'M JUST TOO AMUSED.
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Date: 2010-10-30 01:51 am (UTC)Video.
Date: 2010-10-30 12:46 am (UTC)[And seven-year-old Martha held up one pj footed foot!]
Video.
Date: 2010-10-30 01:52 am (UTC)[beat.]
When you're older, you'll understand.
Video.
Date: 2010-10-30 09:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-30 01:09 am (UTC)[considers switching to Old Spice]
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Date: 2010-10-30 02:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-30 02:43 am (UTC)[Holds up a clam.]
It's two tickets to that thing you love.
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Date: 2010-10-30 02:54 am (UTC)Wizomania?
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Date: 2010-10-30 03:00 am (UTC)[...except they're fake diamonds.]
Anything is possible when you use Old Spice.
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Date: 2010-10-30 07:16 am (UTC)Paleness is nothing in comparison to the smell of manliness and success.
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Date: 2010-10-30 07:22 am (UTC)[LIKE HIM. A REAL MAN. A MARINE]
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Date: 2010-10-30 07:36 am (UTC)[Obviously.]
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Date: 2010-10-30 07:40 am (UTC)Really?!
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Date: 2010-10-30 08:30 am (UTC)[Video.] - ohmyjesus, how I love you right now, lmao
Date: 2010-10-30 05:55 am (UTC)[Video.] - Ahahaha /bows
Date: 2010-10-30 07:17 am (UTC)[Video.]
Date: 2010-10-30 05:10 pm (UTC)Do you always interact with strangers in such an exposing manner?
[Video.]
Date: 2010-10-30 06:57 pm (UTC)[Video.]
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Date: 2010-10-30 06:57 pm (UTC)You really want to cover up... [He gestures at his chest.] ...this? Think carefully.
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Date: 2010-10-30 08:25 pm (UTC)I think it not proper to display to all and sundry, that is all, sir. [It is... quite nice.]
couldn't resist this, either.
Date: 2010-10-30 11:54 am (UTC)A true man need not smell of any spice! Only of the sweat of his own endeavour and the blood of those he has slain in defence of his king and his family.
[Macduff. Is very. Manly. And wears a skirt. Real men wear kilts.]
Bwahahaha
Date: 2010-10-30 04:30 pm (UTC)video - macduff has found the function.
Date: 2010-10-30 05:01 pm (UTC)I'm fairly sure scent isn't the measure of a man.
video until otherwise specified.
Date: 2010-10-30 06:56 pm (UTC)video still. :D
Date: 2010-10-30 08:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-30 09:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-30 09:56 pm (UTC)[He is... a man in a skirt, though.]