XXIV -- video.
Feb. 7th, 2011 04:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
breakmychest[Spike knows it's a flood, and he's not particularly happy about it. Still, so far he doesn't seem to be affected, as far as he can tell. He's sitting on his bed, smoking, and not looking at the camera, though he knows it's on.]
A flood again? That's bloody brilliant, mates.
What's this one, then? Not musical, thank God.
Guess I'll just watch and see when it abates.
[He glances over at the camera.]
Have people noticed anything that's odd?
The Barge can get so hellishly insane.
With floods and ports, and strange dimensions, right?
The Admiral must like how we curse his name.
How long till he drives vamps with souls to bite?
[He shakes his head, smiling a bit.]
Don't be alarmed, I'm nowhere near that place.
But who can know what horrors next we face?
[ooc: Spike's power, which he cannot turn off, is to speak in perfect iambic pentameter. He shall be answering in rhyming couplets, sonnets, quatrains, whatever I feel like. Also, he hasn't noticed anything amiss himself.]
A flood again? That's bloody brilliant, mates.
What's this one, then? Not musical, thank God.
Guess I'll just watch and see when it abates.
[He glances over at the camera.]
Have people noticed anything that's odd?
The Barge can get so hellishly insane.
With floods and ports, and strange dimensions, right?
The Admiral must like how we curse his name.
How long till he drives vamps with souls to bite?
[He shakes his head, smiling a bit.]
Don't be alarmed, I'm nowhere near that place.
But who can know what horrors next we face?
[ooc: Spike's power, which he cannot turn off, is to speak in perfect iambic pentameter. He shall be answering in rhyming couplets, sonnets, quatrains, whatever I feel like. Also, he hasn't noticed anything amiss himself.]
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- #video,
- *arthas menethil,
- *edward sexby,
- *elphaba thropp,
- *stephanie brown,
- anarchy in the uk,
- bloody awful poetry,
- bloody stupid floods,
- bloody unlucky,
- cup of eternal mountain dew,
- i don't brood,
- i killed my mum twice,
- love's bitch,
- no more bloody singing,
- now's the time for something heroic,
- rebel without a cause,
- shouting aimlessly,
- spike's secretly pretty smart,
- the big bad,
- unholy creature of the night,
- vampire with soul,
- verses,
- weird stuff happens,
- worse than his inmate,
- you always hurt the one you love
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Date: 2011-02-07 02:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-07 02:41 pm (UTC)it's not so bad. A small flood, we can cope.
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Date: 2011-02-07 02:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-07 02:46 pm (UTC)But luck'ly I so far remain immune.
And then again, there's power in my blood,
So maybe I don't have to sing this tune.
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Date: 2011-02-07 02:55 pm (UTC)So you're talking in poetry for the fun of it, then?
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Date: 2011-02-07 03:08 pm (UTC)I wouldn't share them. Learned that as a kid.
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Date: 2011-02-07 03:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-07 03:28 pm (UTC)It's not in verse. I'd sooner be caught dead.
[Deader.]
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Date: 2011-02-07 04:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-07 04:39 pm (UTC)you say's, to speak like this? In poncy verse?
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Date: 2011-02-07 05:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-07 05:47 pm (UTC)Oh, bloody hell! Oh bollocks, sodding ass!
Oh bugger, god, how do I deserve this?
To burn in Hell, sure, that'll come to pass.
But poetry? And here and now? It's piss.
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Date: 2011-02-07 06:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-07 08:37 pm (UTC)This... poetry in me just cannot last.
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Date: 2011-02-07 09:31 pm (UTC)video.
Date: 2011-02-07 03:03 pm (UTC)You write quite artful prose, sir, I must say. Well, for the limited subject matter you do have.
video.
Date: 2011-02-07 03:10 pm (UTC)What is that... thing that sits atop your head?
When did it die? Or is it not yet dead?
Re: video.
Date: 2011-02-07 03:16 pm (UTC)[Sexby looks up. The hat has changed to his affronted hat (http://www.lenapeprograms.info/images/pilgrim_hat.gif). He is now quite confused.]
I think something gravely odd is going on, sir, with your use of verse and my... hat.
[The hat switches to confused. (http://lebanonism.com/lebwp/wp-content/uploads/cavalier.jpg) Sexby frowns.]
video.
Date: 2011-02-07 03:30 pm (UTC)The Admiral called. A flood's come rolling in.
Re: video.
Date: 2011-02-07 03:37 pm (UTC)I am aware, sir, but what flood would involve you speaking in rhyme, and myself having a hat with a mind of it's own?
video.
Date: 2011-02-07 04:46 pm (UTC)Perhaps it's random, confusing us more.
I've made a pact, and I will see it through,
But times like this just make me bloody sore.
Re: video.
Date: 2011-02-07 04:50 pm (UTC)I see no point in this except to vex us in discovering what particular affliction we are to suffer, and it is most diverse and inaccurate.
Re: video.
Date: 2011-02-07 05:27 pm (UTC)So perhaps that could be the Admiral's end.
Re: video.
Date: 2011-02-07 05:49 pm (UTC)I certainly do not trust that man with my sanity, at any rate.
video.
Date: 2011-02-07 06:02 pm (UTC)Hell, I'd just like to drink. And not to think.
PERFECT iambic pantameter? *wiggly english eyebrows* I'll just pretend then c:
Date: 2011-02-07 03:41 pm (UTC)[ooc | bold purple is her voice, but seemingly comes out of nowhere. ]
Okay, and I'll pretend you spelled "pentameter" right. :-P
Date: 2011-02-07 05:25 pm (UTC)Oh, gee, you think? And here I thought I had
An awful cough, you stupid bint. Were I
To start up robbing banks again, I'd use
A better name, and I'd do more than try.
I do love my pretendy funtimes <3
Date: 2011-02-07 05:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-07 05:51 pm (UTC)I'll call you what I want, so deal with it.
And now you've said "the Rhymer" out loud twice.
Your "inner" part of monologueing's shit.
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Date: 2011-02-07 05:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-07 06:01 pm (UTC)Your "oh crap" sense is right. This flood gets worse.
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Date: 2011-02-07 06:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-07 06:05 pm (UTC)to hide a spell. It might keep in your thoughts.
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Date: 2011-02-07 06:10 pm (UTC)NO OOC OFFENSE INTENDED <3
Date: 2011-02-07 05:40 pm (UTC)NONE TAKEN. <3
Date: 2011-02-07 05:58 pm (UTC)To rhyme like this. 'twill drive me round the bend.
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Date: 2011-02-07 06:52 pm (UTC)