XXVI -- video

[breakmychest]

Normally it's annoying as hell giving all the new people the tedious "Welcome to the Barge, try not to break anything" speech, but I didn't mind as much this time around. [He's still enjoying having Buffy around. Oh, and Andrew's here too. Which is... better than some people who could have shown up.]

Hello, new people I haven't already spoken to, I'm Spike. Vampire warden, got a soul, won't bite unless you really annoy me... I lied, it's still boring.

[Elphaba]

So, did you do your homework this week, love?

Also, there's someone I'd like you to meet.

[/Elphaba]

[Buffy]

Want to meet my inmate?

[/Buffy]

Comments

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

[Pause, because lol, he hasn't.]

Huh. So even smart guys like yourself are buying that story.

[bigbad]

Smart? I thought I was delusional for thinking I was a vampire.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

I changed my mind. It's a pretty good con. Making all the people around here think that you're some kind of all powerful monster. It's a good way to get influence very quickly.

[bigbad]

Yeah, I'm brilliant like that. So're all the other vampires on board. And the other nasties we sometimes get.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

An idea can spread very quickly, sometimes. Do you guys have your own special club?

[bigbad]

Not really. I mean, I think some of the others'd like to have one, bloodsucker solidarity and whatnot, but I've never been one for playing nice with others. Anyway, these days I get on much better with humans than other vampires. Long story. Ends with me not being evil anymore.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

What does a 'vampire' do to be evil anyway? It's not like you can actually drink blood.

[bigbad]

Well, yeah, actually, we can.

Generally speaking, the evil ones kill humans and the good ones don't.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Humans kill humans and that doesn't always make them 'evil'. Sometimes it just makes them practical.

[bigbad]

Non-evil humans don't generally do it in bulk, and they generally have more reason besides it's fun, and they generally don't eat their victims.

Humans also have souls.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

A 'soul'. How poetic. You're a philosopher vampire now as well?

[bigbad]

Not really. I'm not one for deep thoughts and pondering the nature of reality and whatnot. As it happens, I've experienced life with and without a soul, so I know that exists.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

I like you. You're kind of hilarious. It's fun how you've worked all this stuff out like it really could exist.

[bigbad]

Yeah, real mind for details, that's me. Story like I've got could take a good century and a half just to map out, right?