VI - video; The vampire your vampire could smell like.

[breakmychest]

[Spike had not intended to dress up for Halloween. He snidely told anyone who asked that he'd be a vampire and that he didn't care at all about the holiday.

So much for that plan.

Spike stands in the bathroom clad in only a towel, smiling seductively.]

Hello, ladies.

Look at your man, now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me.

Sadly, he is not me, but if he stopped using lady scented body washes and switched to Old Spice...

[He lifts the bottle of Old Spice body wash and smiles.]

He could smell like me.

[He smiles, holding a monocle up to one eye.]

Monocle smile.



[ooc: Spike's been turned into the Old Spice Man. This is clearly not an excuse to use all the shirtless icons I have, that would be ridiculous.]

Comments

[bigbad]

[Spike looks puzzled for a moment, then smiles.]

Paleness is nothing in comparison to the smell of manliness and success.

[yeehawkiller.livejournal.com]

It's also a sign of staying inside all day, in the bathroom and talking about manliness instead of actually being a man.

[LIKE HIM. A REAL MAN. A MARINE]

[bigbad]

I go out during the day frequently to climb mountains and swan dive off waterfalls and ride horses backwards.

[Obviously.]

[yeehawkiller.livejournal.com]

[Boner]

Really?!

[bigbad]

I didn't get this fantastically muscular body by staying inside all day, in the bathroom and talking about manliness instead of actually being a man. I got it from a strict diet of salad and large steaks, plus a strict exercise regime of lifting weights and rescuing babies from oncoming traffic.