VI - video; The vampire your vampire could smell like.

[breakmychest]

[Spike had not intended to dress up for Halloween. He snidely told anyone who asked that he'd be a vampire and that he didn't care at all about the holiday.

So much for that plan.

Spike stands in the bathroom clad in only a towel, smiling seductively.]

Hello, ladies.

Look at your man, now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me.

Sadly, he is not me, but if he stopped using lady scented body washes and switched to Old Spice...

[He lifts the bottle of Old Spice body wash and smiles.]

He could smell like me.

[He smiles, holding a monocle up to one eye.]

Monocle smile.



[ooc: Spike's been turned into the Old Spice Man. This is clearly not an excuse to use all the shirtless icons I have, that would be ridiculous.]

Comments

MY LUNGS. HURT. FROM LAUGHING.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

...Your broadcast is very much repelling.

[vfranklinmott.livejournal.com]

... [Smelling like dead people is SEXY :| ] People are replacing their faces these days. Why not a smell?

Video.

[toldastory]

...did you forget to get dressed? I can only find grown up clothes here, so I need to wear my jim-jams!

[And seven-year-old Martha held up one pj footed foot!]

[timesbureaucrat]

O.O

[considers switching to Old Spice]

[goodgrasshopper]

"Old spice" doesn't exactly sound like it would be an appreciated aroma.

[yeehawkiller.livejournal.com]

Aren't you a little pale to have your shirt off in public?

[Video.] - ohmyjesus, how I love you right now, lmao

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

I think Jim used Old Spice once before he took off for Hawaii. Can't say I can vouch for your advertising thing there, but it was certainly a good try and convincing.

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

Sir! Do clothe yourself, that is most improper!

couldn't resist this, either.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Body wash?

A true man need not smell of any spice! Only of the sweat of his own endeavour and the blood of those he has slain in defence of his king and his family.

[Macduff. Is very. Manly. And wears a skirt. Real men wear kilts.]