VI - video; The vampire your vampire could smell like.

[breakmychest]

[Spike had not intended to dress up for Halloween. He snidely told anyone who asked that he'd be a vampire and that he didn't care at all about the holiday.

So much for that plan.

Spike stands in the bathroom clad in only a towel, smiling seductively.]

Hello, ladies.

Look at your man, now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me.

Sadly, he is not me, but if he stopped using lady scented body washes and switched to Old Spice...

[He lifts the bottle of Old Spice body wash and smiles.]

He could smell like me.

[He smiles, holding a monocle up to one eye.]

Monocle smile.



[ooc: Spike's been turned into the Old Spice Man. This is clearly not an excuse to use all the shirtless icons I have, that would be ridiculous.]

Comments

Video.

[toldastory]

...did you forget to get dressed? I can only find grown up clothes here, so I need to wear my jim-jams!

[And seven-year-old Martha held up one pj footed foot!]

Video.

[bigbad]

I am so manly that every shirt I put on automatically rips.

[beat.]

When you're older, you'll understand.

Video.

[toldastory]

You know, grown ups always say that when they don't wanna explain. It's not fair.