VI - video; The vampire your vampire could smell like.

[breakmychest]

[Spike had not intended to dress up for Halloween. He snidely told anyone who asked that he'd be a vampire and that he didn't care at all about the holiday.

So much for that plan.

Spike stands in the bathroom clad in only a towel, smiling seductively.]

Hello, ladies.

Look at your man, now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me.

Sadly, he is not me, but if he stopped using lady scented body washes and switched to Old Spice...

[He lifts the bottle of Old Spice body wash and smiles.]

He could smell like me.

[He smiles, holding a monocle up to one eye.]

Monocle smile.



[ooc: Spike's been turned into the Old Spice Man. This is clearly not an excuse to use all the shirtless icons I have, that would be ridiculous.]

Comments

Bwahahaha

[bigbad]

[Spike shakes his head.] A real man builds his woman a house with his own two hands, then takes her for a picnic. On a boat. While smelling like an Old Spice Man.

video - macduff has found the function.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

[Video is switched on, and there's a massive man, weilding a sword as big as him, in a kilt, raising an eyebrow at you.]

I'm fairly sure scent isn't the measure of a man.

video until otherwise specified.

[bigbad]

No, but it is 84% of what a lady notices when she's measuring a man.

video still. :D

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Notices and probably dismisses him as a boy, forced to display his supposed masculinity through some form of soap.

[bigbad]

My masculinity does not come from soap, but it can allow men that don't regularly dive into the ocean out of an airplane to feel more manly. I understand that it's simply impossible for most men to reach that level. But at least they can smell like they can.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

I do not smell like... whatever you describe, but my masculinity is never a matter of question.

[He is... a man in a skirt, though.]