X-video;

[breakmychest]

So wait, there are people from off the Barge getting on the journals or something?

Right. I'm Spike, I'm a Warden, blah blah blah, anyone I know around?

...Buffy, maybe?

Comments

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

That's right, Spike.

It's happened once before when I was an inmate. Now I'm just dead. Sergeant Bob Fraser, Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

[bigbad]

Nice to meet you. You don't sound very dead. Then again, I'm one to talk.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

Well, I like to keep fit.

[bigbad]

Fair enough. This has happened before?

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

Yes, in May. It lasted for a day.

[bigbad]

Well, should be interesting, at least.

[fangy-summers.livejournal.com]

What?

I'm busy!

[bigbad]

...Buffy? You all right, pet?

[fangy-summers.livejournal.com]

Undead. The usual. Why?

And stop calling me that.

[bigbad]

Calling you what, your name...




Undead? What? How is that in any way usual?

[fangy-summers.livejournal.com]

Dru's allowed to call me that stuff. Not you.

God, anyone would think you forgot she turned me... You been eating crack users, again?

[choosethepath.livejournal.com]

There are so many of you with such unusual names...

[bigbad]

Well, I like being unique and all that. What's yours?

[choosethepath.livejournal.com]

I am the Abhorsen. But...my name is Sabriel.

[bigbad]

...What's an Abhorsen?

[choosethepath.livejournal.com]

You've never heard of the Abhorsen? It was the position my father held and...the one I have now. We keep the dead from crossing the Gates. We keep necromancers from killing and enslaving innocent people.

Video.

[woretoomuchpink.livejournal.com]

And just when I think the vampire situation aboard that bucket of bolts can't get any worse, I find out that the fake British whiny poet is aboard.

Video forever

[bigbad]

...what?

Video forever

[woretoomuchpink.livejournal.com]

How's that whole whiny soul not hunting humans blah blah mortals are good blah going for you?

[bigbad]

A lot better than you make it sound. The whiny souled vampire's named Angel. I'm the one who doesn't waste time brooding.

[woretoomuchpink.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. Still don't embrace your nature. It's pathetic. Animal blood.

urgh, sorry I got on so late today

[1053point106xf.livejournal.com]

Spike? Where'd you get off to?

Tis okay! <3 you're awesome. Also, 1/idk

[bigbad]

[bigbad]

done

[bigbad]

Fred. God, I've missed you.