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Normally it's annoying as hell giving all the new people the tedious "Welcome to the Barge, try not to break anything" speech, but I didn't mind as much this time around. [He's still enjoying having Buffy around. Oh, and Andrew's here too. Which is... better than some people who could have shown up.]

Hello, new people I haven't already spoken to, I'm Spike. Vampire warden, got a soul, won't bite unless you really annoy me... I lied, it's still boring.

[Elphaba]

So, did you do your homework this week, love?

Also, there's someone I'd like you to meet.

[/Elphaba]

[Buffy]

Want to meet my inmate?

[/Buffy]
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Date: 2011-02-19 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Maybe not. Does it matter?

Date: 2011-02-19 07:34 am (UTC)
bigbad: injuries ([Smoking] Attitude)
From: [personal profile] bigbad
You're still too new to have accepted that there are dimensions other than your own, and creatures outside what you think is real.

[He shifts back to his human features.]

I could probably prove it to you. Come meet you in person. Show you that the shift is not just a trick, but something that actually happens, Show you how I don't have a pulse or a reflection. But honestly I don't care enough to bother.

Date: 2011-02-19 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
You're right. I also might not have accepted it because it's pretty insane. Just putting that out there.

Yeah, I'm sure you could. You don't pull a trick like the one you just did without some follow through. That just makes you good at what you do, not a vampire. I can still respect it though.

Date: 2011-02-19 07:45 am (UTC)
bigbad: injuries ([Impudent] two-fingered salute)
From: [personal profile] bigbad
There's also the part where I'm stronger and faster than most humans, drink blood every day, and have been alive over a century and a half.

Date: 2011-02-19 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Nice backstory. Can you even pick the year that you were born in?

Date: 2011-02-19 07:49 am (UTC)
bigbad: injuries ([Impudent] Oh come on)
From: [personal profile] bigbad
1863. I'm not so old that my memory's going.

SPAAAAAM -- Sounds good! (Sorry for delay!)

Date: 2011-02-19 06:46 pm (UTC)
slayage: (Peachy with a side of keen.)
From: [personal profile] slayage
[Buffy stood next to Spike, a constant, firm smirk on her face. Her arms were crossed and she was trying so hard to prepare herself for meeting the Wicked Witch. Wearing a sensible outfit, Buffy took a deep breath and calmed herself.]

As ready as I'll ever be.

SPAAAAAM

Date: 2011-02-19 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vinkus-witch.livejournal.com
[Elphaba opened the door with a neutral expression.] Hello. Come in.

[And with that she retreated into her room, which looked much like a witch's room should, filled with ancient books, a red crystal ball, a telescope, a skeleton wing of something that had wings the size of a flying monkeys, and various other paraphernalia that seemed to generate a creepy wicked witch vibe. Chistery was in the room as well, and he fluttered over to the two, looking at the two curiously.]

SPAAAAAM

Date: 2011-02-19 09:27 pm (UTC)
bigbad: injuries ([Neutral] cheekbones)
From: [personal profile] bigbad
[Spike nods, giving Buffy a small smile, then steps in.]

Elphaba, this is Buffy. She's the one who helped me become good.

SPAAAAAM

Date: 2011-02-19 09:32 pm (UTC)
slayage: (Frosty nectar now. Please.)
From: [personal profile] slayage
[Buffy walked in and kept that polite firm little smile on her lips, her eyes bulging ever so slightly at Elphaba's cabin. Yep. Exactly how she would have pictured it. Exactly. Except..

Flying monkey. A flying monkey. A real life flying monkey. Buffy made a noise in her throat and stared at it, unable to fully pay attention to what was being said.
]

Hi, Elphaba, and yeah, uhhuh, Spike's.. good... [She looked at Elphaba] Is it.. friendly? [Part of her Slayer instinct said slay and/or defend, but mostly she was just hoping it was nice.]
Edited Date: 2011-02-19 09:32 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-02-19 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Did you pick that year for any particular reason or did it just sound suitably old?

Date: 2011-02-19 10:00 pm (UTC)
bigbad: injuries ([Impudent] poofter)
From: [personal profile] bigbad
Well, I struggled for a while, but then I decided to pick it because it's when I was born.

Date: 2011-02-19 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
I can see how that must have been quite a battle for you.

Date: 2011-02-19 10:22 pm (UTC)
bigbad: injuries ([Impudent] Eyeroll)
From: [personal profile] bigbad
You're on an interdimensional prison ship. I don't see why vampires are such a stretch after that.

Unless you haven't accepted that either.

Date: 2011-02-19 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
[Pause, because lol, he hasn't.]

Huh. So even smart guys like yourself are buying that story.

Date: 2011-02-19 11:03 pm (UTC)
bigbad: injuries ([Happy] That hurt)
From: [personal profile] bigbad
Smart? I thought I was delusional for thinking I was a vampire.

Date: 2011-02-19 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
I changed my mind. It's a pretty good con. Making all the people around here think that you're some kind of all powerful monster. It's a good way to get influence very quickly.

Date: 2011-02-19 11:25 pm (UTC)
bigbad: injuries ([Impudent] Eyeroll)
From: [personal profile] bigbad
Yeah, I'm brilliant like that. So're all the other vampires on board. And the other nasties we sometimes get.

Date: 2011-02-20 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
An idea can spread very quickly, sometimes. Do you guys have your own special club?

Date: 2011-02-20 12:26 am (UTC)
bigbad: injuries ([Impudent] chains)
From: [personal profile] bigbad
Not really. I mean, I think some of the others'd like to have one, bloodsucker solidarity and whatnot, but I've never been one for playing nice with others. Anyway, these days I get on much better with humans than other vampires. Long story. Ends with me not being evil anymore.

Re: SPAAAAAM

Date: 2011-02-20 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vinkus-witch.livejournal.com
More so than I am.

[It wasn't saying much, but Chistery was generally friendly. He really only captured Dorothy and nearly drowned her dog because Elphaba had ordered it.]

SPAAAAAM

Date: 2011-02-20 07:50 am (UTC)
bigbad: injuries ([Impudent] derision)
From: [personal profile] bigbad
Yeah, but we're working on that.

[He glances over at Buffy. Is that a slaying look?]

The monkey's all right. I wouldn't have let her have him if he were dangerous.

Date: 2011-02-21 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
What does a 'vampire' do to be evil anyway? It's not like you can actually drink blood.

Date: 2011-02-21 01:46 pm (UTC)
bigbad: injuries ([Impudent] blood)
From: [personal profile] bigbad
Well, yeah, actually, we can.

Generally speaking, the evil ones kill humans and the good ones don't.

Date: 2011-02-22 01:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Humans kill humans and that doesn't always make them 'evil'. Sometimes it just makes them practical.
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